When the matter was the North Korean powder keg, father of fakery Jon Stewart took Day One. Steering the ship to...the Internet, the new card in town, Colbert, was the victor. But these matchups were nothing. Amateur hour. Just the beginning.
Today is the mother lode, the day we tap the fundamental vein of comic gold. With the Great American Fake-Off tied at One to One, we give you...Iraq.
Watch each video and cast your vote in our comment space below. The poll is closed...Jon Stewart wins! He leads 2-1.
Vote in Day Four's matchup: The Gays.
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