Colbert Report: Inside an Orangutan Cyberterrorist Cell

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Last night's Colbert Report Special Report revealed the latest threat in the War on Terror: "terror on the interwebs." Cyberterrorists could hack into our power grid, stock market, train systems, airlines, and gas pipelines, all with the mere click of an iPad. What's more, because these terrorists lurk in the shadows, they could be anywhere. Or anyone.  In fact, they could be orangutans. The Special Report showed insider footage of a training facility for these terrorist primates. There seems to be nothing we can do to stop them. "There's an ape app for that," the Special Report said – "that" being writing cyberwarfare code – "Monkey see, monkey doom." Watch:

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