America's Anti-Orgasm Ordinances: Don't Come Around Here No More

Have you seen that little Trojan "vibrating ring" they sell at Safeway these days? Well if you live in Atlanta, New Orleans, Dallas, Boulder, Topeka, Jackson, or Richmond, you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

That's because (as FoxNews reports):

The vibrating prohibited from being sold in Texas, Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Virginia, all of which have laws that limit or forbid the sale of products designed to stimulate genitalia.

I guess Virginia is not for lovers, after all.