- Republican Senator Chuck Hagel claims the GOP has lost its way.
- Texas gubernatorial candidate recruits Willie Nelson for his energy czar.
- "Independent Democrat" Joe Lieberman hires GOP consultant, calls for Rummy's resignation.
- Macaca slur slashes 6 points off of George Allen's lead. (Plus, see Confederate George sing "Hurrah! Hurrah! For Southern rights, hurrah!")
- Osama [Hearts] Whitney Houston?!?
[With Brendan Fitzgibbons]