All the News That Fits...


  • Republican Senator Chuck Hagel claims the GOP has lost its way.
  • Texas gubernatorial candidate recruits Willie Nelson for his energy czar.
  • "Independent Democrat" Joe Lieberman hires GOP consultant, calls for Rummy's resignation.
  • Macaca slur slashes 6 points off of George Allen's lead. (Plus, see Confederate George sing "Hurrah! Hurrah! For Southern rights, hurrah!")
  • Osama [Hearts] Whitney Houston?!?

[With Brendan Fitzgibbons]