- "Not Gay" senator Craig now may be also "not resigning"
- German terror bomb plot foiled.
- Live nukes — set to be decomissioned — mistakenly loaded on a bomber and flown over U.S. heartland last week.
- Nuns — yes nuns — vote to impeach our divinely inspired leader.
- The massive hiring of Hillary Inc. makes her campaign now bigger than 96 percent of U.S. businesses.