What I Learned On My Summer Vacation


Barack Hussein Obama, natural born Kenyan socialist, usurper of the American presidency and "Trojan Horse of Islam," possessed of a "deep seated hatred of white people" and with the aid of his media "brownshirts," is embarking on a Nazi-styled eugenics campaign to grant "death panels" the authority to "pull the plug on grandma" and "redistribute the wealth" otherwise required to sustain her "unproductive" life as "reparations". Failure to halt his "government takeover" -- with assault rifles if necessary -- will lead inexorably to future generations having to "wait in line for, I dunno, toilet paper."

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