Sears Tower "Terrorists" Exposed . . .


...as goofy twits.

Clearly these jackasses' alleged plot to fell the Sears Tower was about as sophisticated as my tweenage plot to make sweet, sweet love to Cindy Crawford. The FBI's own description of the plot as "more aspirational than operational" doesn't seem capture the half of how clueless these guys were.

TPM Muckraker has the scoop on the band of gnostic nitwits who were armed to the teeth —with paintball guns — and sought funds for a world takeover...at the local 7-11.

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