Brit Gets Wiggy Wit It

Some wear their musical influences on their sleeve. We suggest hairless Britney wear it on her head

'Member when Cindy Crawford dressed up as a greaser dude and posed with k.d. lang and it was...hot? We're thinkin' Brit might get away with a similar conceit if she rocks the King's trademark pompadour. The lezzie rumors are already afloat!

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