Rap is built on boasting, but LL Cool J takes hip-hop hubris to the bridge on his eighth album, G.O.A.T. The title is an acronym for "the greatest of all time." But LL has been rocking the bells since his 1985 debut, Radio, which is a century in rap years. "I'm on a hot streak," he boasts in "Take It Off," and G.O.A.T. glows with the heat of his rhymes.
G.O.A.T. also finds LL hot under the collar. LL's enemies,
like Canibus and Jamie Foxx, get charred like bad barbecue. And
LL's songwriting doesn't go much beyond "the life of a legend and
all the drama it brings" ("Back Where I Belong"). On "Imagine
That," he rhymes, "You can read The Iliad and the whole
Odyssey/But no Trojan soldier scold ya like me."
LL's social consciousness is as subtle as a Scud missile. "I don't
mean this in a disrespectful way/But Columbine happens in the
ghetto every day," he states in "Homicide." When it comes to love
rhymes, he favors raunchy fantasies like the one in "Imagine That":
"Imagine I'm your teacher and you stayed after school/You've been a
bad girl, you broke all the rules/Forgot your homework, chewed gum
in class/And the only way to fix it is to give me some ass." But
LL's delivery is so sly and seductive, he can be as nasty as he
wants to be. And he has the beats to back it up, courtesy of top
hip-hop studio hands like Rockwilder, Trackmasters and, on the
title track, British drum-and-bass groove rider Adam F.
LL not only believes he's the greatest of all time, he tests
himself against the best. "Fuhgidabowdit" finds him exchanging
verse with DMX, Method Man and Redman; "U Can't F**K With Me"
features West Coast titans Snoop Dogg, Xzibit and Jayo Felony. In
both cases, the veteran holds his own and more. In fact,
G.O.A.T. highlights LL's greatest talent: to be everything
to everybody. A freaky hybrid of bad boy and good guy, LL is as
hard as any gangsta but can also be cuddly and sincere. And he's
got showmanship to spare. (MATT DIEHL -- RS 850)
Barenaked Ladies Maroon (Reprise)
The pros call them "placeholders" -- nonsense words used by
songwriters to keep the rhythm on track until the real lyrics come
along. Barenaked Ladies have built a lucrative career out of such
throwaway lyrics. 1998's aptly named Stunt found
songwriters Ed Robertson and Steven Page feeding phrase after
disconnected phrase into the one-liner machine, churning out the
kind of convoluted couplets only a student of game theory could
love. Their fans recognized "One Week" and other wordy missives as
the musical equivalent of Instant Messages -- incomplete but
heartfelt, dashed off and opaque, open to multiple
interpretations.
Now the reigning kings of geek pop, Canadian division, have decided
to start making sense. There are still plenty of adolescent asides
on their fifth studio album, Maroon -- the first single, a
faintly dub-influenced bonbon called "Pinch Me," alternates between
riffs on the existential blankness of modern puberty and such
third-grade taunts as "I just made you say underwear." But there
are more moments when all-too-human messes lurk beneath the veneer
of producer Don Was' perfect pop tracks, moments when the
relentless sunniness of the music is pierced by sober themes (the
last song, "Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel," is a
graphic account of car-wreck carnage) and dark,
psychological-profile assessments. In turning the snarky level down
a notch, Robertson and Page haven't sacrificed the band's good-time
giddiness -- they've just opened things up a bit.
(CONTINUED)
Emmylou Harris Red Dirt Girl
(Nonesuch)
It's telling that Emmylou Harris' new record company is a
predominantly classical-music label. By now, Harris is a high-end
institution: enduring and refined. Her ethereal voice, with its
silken core and ragged edges, is the perfect delivery system for
the tastefully chosen songs she has purveyed for three decades. On
her latest, the singer who brought country music to intellectuals
and intellect to country music has distilled her justifiably
well-regarded chops into a smooth-running singer-songwriter
machine. This collection of mostly originals, her first since
1985's The Ballad of Sally Rose, is swamped in beauty:
swooning vocal harmonies; delicate poetics; lilting Celticisms.
Down-home recording touches -- the squeak of a finger on a guitar
string; "one-two-three-four" song countdowns -- attest to the
just-folks poise of Harris and her band. But Red Dirt Girl
is stiflingly exquisite. The songs, lovely as they are, are
emotional dead ends, clear-eyed odes to transcendence or heartfelt
expressions of empathy -- dewy with biblical and poetic borrowings,
free of tension, excitement or ambiguity. If Emmylou Harris was
ever a product of the rich red Southern soil, all the grit has
washed off by now. (ARION BERGER -- RS 850)
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
(Grand Royal)
Great rock bands emerge from unlikely Valhallas. El Paso, Texas,
for instance, inspires the loud desperation of Relationship of
Command, At the Drive-In's third album and Grand Royal debut.
This quintet of howling Texans has concocted a bracing tonic for
our millennial malaise, wrought from equal doses punk,
politico-metal-rap and vintage White Panther rage (dig the wild
licks and righteous MC5 Afros). Producer Ross Robinson (Korn,
Slipknot) adds some arena sheen, true. But it's not enough to
smooth the edges off "Arc Arsenal," a primal tantrum against rebels
"robbed . . . of their cause," or to homogenize the ragged beats
and mind-bending guitar flurries of "Enfilade." When vocalist
Cedric Bixler sings about "dancing on the corpse's ashes" on
"Invalid Litter Dept.," he's not just discussing the aftermath of a
street hassle gone wrong. He's stating his anti-Top Forty manifesto
for an ornery rock resurrection. (NEVA CHONIN -- RS 850)
Joan Osborne Righteous Love
(Interscope)
What if God were a one-hit wonder? That question must have occurred
to Joan Osborne in the years since her spiritually poignant
left-field smash "One of Us" -- from her 1995 album,
Relish -- turned this Kentucky-born bar-band veteran into
an unlikely pop star. And her long-delayed follow-up, Righteous
Love, hardly sounds like a sure thing in the context of
today's charts. But the record is a good reminder of why Osborne
broke through in the first place. The sound of Righteous
Love, produced by Mitchell Froom (Crowded House, Los Lobos),
often recalls the churchy grace of Al Green's great old Willie
Mitchell-produced albums. And while slightly uneven as a writer,
Osborne is a convincing, soulful singer in the Bonnie Raitt
tradition; she shines in her cover of Bob Dylan's stately "To Make
You Feel My Love." Even after such a long wait between records,
Osborne impresses with the warmth and human embrace of her voice.
She seems like one of us, but with a better set of pipes. (DAVID
WILD -- RS 850)
Mudvayne L.D. 50 (Epic)
Mudvayne, a Peoria, Ill., band whose major-label debut, L.D.
50, is executive-produced by Slipknot percussionist Shawn
Crahan, paint their faces in kooky designs and cite Stanley
Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey as inspiration. Mudvayne's
big songwriting device is the old Nirvana strategy: vulnerability
in verses, ape-shit aggression in choruses and a pregnant moment in
between, when you hear the voice cracking with the swell of
adrenalin. The interesting thing about Mudvayne is that some of
them are fancy musicians: Bassist Ryknow has got jazz fusion
somewhere in his background, and the band uses disquieting sounds
and spoken words to form collages that are clearly influenced by,
and better than, the ones on Slipknot's second album. Mudvayne's
biggest drawback, though, is that we might not want to know their
psychodramas.
"Blame Mother for the sickness," screams singer Kud in "Nothing to
Gein" (the title is a reference to Fifties killer Ed Gein). It's
one of the many songs these days sung by angry guys with shaved
heads about parental figures, real or imagined. "Hypnotizing the
ignorant/A little boy's best friend's always his mother/At least,
that's what she said. . . ./I'm just a soiled, dirty boy." These
are the least aggressive lyrics on the album, but they are clearly
the basis of Kud's anger, which tumbles out in lines like, "Let me
help you tie the rope around your neck/Let me help to talk you the
wrong way off the ledge." (BEN RATLIFF -- RS 850)
Various Artists Music from the Motion Picture
"Almost Famous" (Dreamworks)
With classic tracks by Led Zeppelin, the Beach Boys, the Who, Simon
and Garfunkel, Lynyrd Skynyrd and their brethren, the soundtrack to
Cameron Crowe's new film sounds a lot like a Seventies classic rock
radio station. Heck, even the new tunes by Heart's Nancy Wilson (an
instrumental excerpted from her film score) and the movie's
fictional band Stillwater (who, on album, are Wilson, Pearl Jam's
Mike McCready and friends) have that familiar feel. And while that
makes this collection seem kind of pointless -- who doesn't have
every Zeppelin album? -- some of these tunes are so good that
you'll soon be writing "Skynyrd Rules!" and "Led Zep #1" on your
checkbook. The Who's "Sparks" and Rod Stewart's "Every Picture
Tells A Story" will have you dusting off their albums, while Yes'
"I've Seen All Good People/Your Move" will have you regretting that
you sold theirs a few years back. (PAUL SEMEL)
Rickie Lee Jones It's Like This
(Artemis)
Rickie Lee Jones likes to mess with musical tradition. After the
tweaked trip-hop of 1997's unjustly dissed Ghostyhead, she
returns to her tangled roots for another album of retooled pop
standards. These are not radical deconstructions a la Cat Power --
just Jones lending her slurred, cozy drawl to material ranging from
Traffic's "Low Spark of High Heeled Boys," delivered as a jazzy
torch song, to a stripped-down take on Charlie Chaplin's "Smile."
Jones' subversion is so delicate that her covers often seem closer
to tribute than to interpretation. But while her reading of the
Beatles' "For No One" (with Joe Jackson on piano) is true to the
original, there is a sly wink in there. Jones leaves the narrator's
original gender intact, transforming an innocuous love song into a
suggestive Sapphic plaint delivered in the second person. She's
seditious, this Rickie chick, even if she does have a
sophisticate's cheekbones. (CHONIN -- RS 850)
Underworld Everything, Everything
(V2/JBO)
Underworld's brand of techno is slick, well-crafted, a blend of
enormous gestures and a little anonymous recycling of Giorgio
Moroder and house-music cliches. But the best way to understand
Underworld is to know that they are not a band but part of a
multimedia company that makes, among other things, Levi's ads and
MTV spots. Underworld are a total experience: That's why their
biggest hit, "Born Slippy," became an anthem to club kids after it
had been smartly combined with pictures in the film
Trainspotting.
Underworld's live shows -- rock dynamics, high-design visuals, Karl
Hyde's monotonous New Wave-y vocals -- are rave culture for the
untrained. In concert, Underworld work according to an
improvisatory plan, moving from one piece of music to another by
means of samples, rhythm programs and riffs that can turn up at any
point. For them, making a live record is little more than doing a
remix album, except with Hyde's intermittent crowd-rousing chants.
The DVD version of Everything, Everything, which V2
releases next month -- that's the thing to get, especially if you
have a home-theater system that is up to the disc's surround-sound
technology.
But for obvious reasons, Everything, Everything is a
lonely listening experience. As a document, it's hard to refute; a
track like "Pearl's Girl" keeps unfolding into different layers of
aural spotlessness, finally tapering into silence. Still, there's a
problem with sitting down and hearing it. It's not audio verite;
the band has taken pains not to thread audience sounds through the
entire recording. But when the crowd does explode, divining the
flow, the home listener feels left out of the party. (RATLIFF -- RS
850)
Harvey Danger King James Version
(Sire/London)
Harvey Danger became the subject of a claws-out bidding war a few
years back when its ridiculously catchy independent single
"Flagpole Sitta" became an unexpected summer anthem, leading to
countless airings in teen movies and trendy mall clothing stores.
Nearly three years later, the band is back and fighting against
one-hit-wonder damnation. King James Version, Harvey
Danger's second album, is jam-packed with the same spitfire
new-wave riffs and shouty choruses that made its predecessor,
Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone?, such a success. But
it's not hard to discern that this is a different band now. Their
gawky faces are airbrushed, their unaffected enthusiasm is replaced
with a certain degree of restraint, and judging by overwrought
songs like "Sad Sweetheart Of The Rodeo" and "Authenticity,"
desperation is the new order of the day. Only the abbreviated,
urgent "(This Is) The Thrilling Conversation You've Been Waiting
For" offers a glimpse back at past glories. (AIDIN VAZIRI)
Amanda Ghost Ghost Stories (Warner
Bros.)
Although it's helped the careers and creativity of Bjork, Macy
Gray, Tori Amos and Madonna, England hasn't produced a major solo
female rocker since Polly Jean Harvey. The U.K.'s best bid for
renewed femme respect is a category-defying firebrand whose
Ghost Stories evokes all those icons, yet asserts its own
dark splendor. A Londoner of Indian and Spanish heritage, blessed
with a husky vibrato from the house of Stevie Nicks, Amanda Ghost
revels in classic singer-songwriter introspection, drama, melody
and tough lyricism. On her debut album, former EMF guitarist Ian
Dench and house remixer Lukas Burton twiddle today's techno toys.
The result is a rock-dance-folk studio marvel with songs as
intrepid as the sonics. Swinging from the club-rock stomp of
"Filthy Mind" to the orchestral grandeur of "Numb," this beautiful
outcast makes each track matter with a sweeping emotional range
that suits the arrangements' ornate bombast. "Cellophane" wraps her
sprawling angst into one concise, Stones-y argument: Ghost's talent
is spooky. (BARRY WALTERS -- RS 849)
Patty Loveless Strong Heart (Epic)
As the most consistent first-rate singer in Nashville, Patty
Loveless has made herself a difficult artist to review; the "best
album since" template is tough to slap over her ten-album body of
work, which has been remarkably void of a clunker. But Strong
Heart does stand out, as it's the first album in more than
three years from an artist who has never exceeded two between
projects. While Loveless's previous album, Long Stretch of
Lonesome, was another terrific outing, she sounds particularly
refreshed on Strong Heart. There may be no better opening
three tracks on a Nashville album this year than those Loveless
offers here, each of the three tunes trumping the last. The layered
opening track, "You're So Cool" with its bouncing harmonica, and
background "yeah yeah yeah"s gives way to the irresistibly catchy,
twangy, two-stepping chorus on "Last Thing On My Mind" (which would
be a mother of a hit in most any other Nashville music era) which
then segues into the beautiful, delicate "My Heart Will Never
Break." It's refreshing to know there are still country purists in
Music City. (ANDREW DANSBY)
Various Artists Music From the Motion Picture
"Duets" (Hollywood)
When your day job involves starring in massive Hollywood
blockbusters and generally looking gorgeous, people are going to
take notice if you jeopardize it all by playing karaoke alongside
Huey Lewis and releasing the evidence in the form of a soundtrack
album for your latest movie. Because, let's face it, nobody is
going to pick up this album to hear Arnold McCuller's version of
"Free Bird" (which, incidentally, is quite good). No, the main draw
here is Gwyneth Paltrow, who rises to the occasion with remarkable
poise. Unleashing a robust voice that falls somewhere between Fiona
Apple and Joni Mitchell, she turns in an absolutely stunning
version of "Bette Davis Eyes," duets with Babyface on "Just My
Imagination (Running Away With Me)" and then Lewis on a knock-out
run through Smokey Robinson's "Cruisin." Paltrow may very well be
the new Barbie. (VAZIRI)
Tom Tom Club The Good the Bad and the
Funky (Tip Top/Rykodisc)
Tom Tom Club's strength has always been its limitation: This is a
band led by its rhythm section. With their nu-funk classics "Wordy
Rappinghood" and "Genius of Love," Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth
-- formerly of Talking Heads -- laid down grooves sampled by
everyone from Grandmaster Flash to Mariah Carey. But otherwise, the
worthy tunes have been few and far between, and the duo's breathy
vocals have often been monotonous. Happily, that's not the case on
their first album in eight years: Frantz and Weymouth have teamed
up with a melting pot of songwriting, vocal and instrumental
talent, who have supplied offbeat but on-point, ever-changing
flavors. Charles Pettigrew, of Charles and Eddie's "Would I Lie to
You?" fame, spins his sweet soul falsetto across the serene reggae
of "Let There Be Love" and two other slinky jams, while Toots
Hibbert of Toots and the Maytals brings some authentic Jamaican
spice to "She's Dangerous." These funky Heads are fresher than
ever. (WALTERS -- RS 850)
Eleventh Dream Day Stalled Parade (Thrill
Jockey)
In a city overwhelmed with musical riches, Eleventh Dream Day
continue to be the treasure chest on the ocean floor. It's been
three years since this guitar-driven Chicago unit released
Eight, their finest album to date. Though there are some
tasteful experimental excursions, like the spooky almost Waits-ian
"Valrico74" with drummer Janet Beveridge Bean (who also fronts the
neo-Appalachian unit Freakwater) taking a turn on vox, Stalled
Parade predominantly finds frontman/guitarist Rick Rizzo
continuing to dress some lovely melodies in a beautiful cacophony
of guitar washes. Indie rock is too often marred by a clumsy
minimalism. Eleventh Dream Day take the genre back from the
ninety-second-noodlers and prove that indie can rock and roll with
the best of them by combining the guitar-muscle of Crazy Horse with
the stripped down moodiness of the VU. (DANSBY)
Voodoo Glow Skulls Symbolic (Epitaph)
Ska and its offshoots (Oi!, ska-core, rock-steady) are the Haley's
Comet of pop music, dropping out of the cosmos (or rising up from
the underground, as it were) every now and again and fading just as
quickly. The true test of any band's ska-ness then, is their
ability or willingness to keep it real even whence the fickle
spotlight has swung elsewhere, like, say, to Jennifer Lopez's butt.
So while publicists across the nation crank out press releases
swearing their acts have "turned a corner from 1998's,
ska-influenced (insert album title here)," the folks at Epitaph
need make no such promise. If you still like your punk with horns
you'll cherish album number five from this SoCal sextet who get
even ruder on this stripped raw collection of skankable thrash
courtesy Brett Gurewitz's very Albini, emotion-over-perfection
production. Tailor-made for mosh-happy teens in comically oversized
shorts, Symbolic breaks nary an inch of new ground in a
hopelessly myopic genre. But the pace is impressively breakneck
from start to finish, the trombone and sax wail in timeless Madness
fashion and more than ever before singer Frank Casillas spits his
old school rallying cries with fury and passion. (GREG HELLER)
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