Escape Your Family: Choose Oblivion!

Sometimes, the best solution is simply going to your happy place. We've gathered some of the Web's best Thanksgiving cocktails. Just mix up a pitcher of whatever sounds good, climb inside, and wait for Monday.

"Thanksgiving Cocktail"
Apricot brandy adds a pumpkin-y glow to your martini...four or five of these and you'll forget all about Creepy Uncle Lou.
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"The Crantini"
You can't truly get sauced without cranberries...this nasty big brother of the Cosmopolitan is fun for the whole family.
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"Apple Pie Cocktail"
Rum, vermouth, and apple brandy provide the warm filling...just like Mom used to make! Before she drove the Range Rover off that bridge, anyhow.
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"Wild Turkey Spritzer"
Gobble up a pitcher of these smooth, citrusy treats...it'll straighten those tail feathers right out.
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"Smashing Pumpkin Martini"
Step on a pumpkin and what've you got? Squash! This is why we drink, people.
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"Holiday Hangover"
This'll get you through the rest of the season: When Santa's on a bender, nothing brings the jolly back like a reindeer trough full of these.
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