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Winners of the Rolling Stone "Dark Side of the Moonman" Video Awards

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Posted Aug 31, 2006 1:23 PM

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Results for "Worst Video"

  • Fergie - "London Bridge (Oh Shit!)": 39.91%
  • David Hasselhoff - "Jump Into My Car": 43.24%
  • AFI - "Miss Murder": 16.85%

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Results for "Video You'd Be Most Uncomfortable Watching With Your Parents"

  • Buck Cherry - "Crazy Bitch": 43.08%
  • Pussycat Dolls - "Buttons": 44.94%
  • Nickelback - "Savin' Me": 11.99%

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Results for "Cheesiest Attempt to Appear 'Sensitive' "

  • James Blunt - "You're Beautiful": 59.25%
  • Pussycat Dolls - "Buttons": 11.08%
  • Nickelback - "Savin' Me": 29.66%

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Results for "Best Video the MTV VMAs Snubbed"

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Results for "Least Sexy 'Sexy' Video"

  • Fergie - "London Bridge (Oh Shit!)": 41.62%
  • Justin Timberlake - "SexyBack": 36.77%
  • Beyonce - "Deja Vu": 21.61%

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Results for "Least Subtle Use of Metaphor"

  • Everclear - "Hater": 15.14%
  • AFI - "Miss Murder": 17.71%
  • Lindsay Lohan - "Confessions of a Broken Heart": 67.14%

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Results for "Most Over-Used Motif"

  • Rain (Example: James Blunt - "You're Beautiful"): 30.07%
  • Arty Use of Black and White Film (Example: Paris Hilton - "Stars Are Blind"): 44.86%
  • Cabaret (Example: Panic! at the Disco - "I Write Sins (Not Tragedies)"): 25.07%

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Results for "Lame Song That Least Deserved a Fancy Video"

  • The Darkness - "One Way Ticket": 25.53%
  • Dashboard Confessional - "Don't Wait": 21.05%
  • Fall Out Boy - "A Little Less Sixteen Candles": 53.42%

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Results for "Best Featured Body Part" (2,365 total votes)

  • Shakira's Bellybutton: 50.78%
  • James Blunt's Sternum: 6.55%
  • Nelly Furtado's Ass: 42.66%

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Results for "Moment Least Likely to Induce Nausea at the VMA Ceremony"

  • Timberlake's performance : 22.03%
  • Jack Black's reaction to the Paris Hilton appearance: 52.76%
  • The inevitable short-film parody of Panic! at the Disco's "I Write Sins (Not Tragedies)": 25.21%