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Rose McGowan, 1998
You have to admire her obviously very high self-esteem, but how
does she sit down?
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Nick Oliveri, Queens of the Stone Age,
2003
Some people aspire to be T-Birds; some people want to join the Pink
Ladies. This man thinks he can have it both ways. He's wrong.
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Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, 1999
On one hand, at least they're both fully clothed. On the other,
isn't the trench coat a bit obvious given what we've already seen?
As for Pammy -- nice hat.
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TLC, 1995
There's a lot to love about TLC. Like the time Left Eye burned down
her boyfriend's house. But given these outfits, we suspect they're
the ones that should have gone onto the bonfire.
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Marilyn Manson, 1997
We get it: He's edgy. But there's a fine line between "edgy" and
"ewww," and fake plastic genitalia crossed that line about ten
miles back.
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Macy Gray, 2001
We suspect her sanity dropped long before that album ever did.
Unless her album really was about a deranged anime character.
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Mudvayne, 2001
We'd forgotten this band even existed.
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Britney Spears, 2002
It took Brit only two years to go from Sexy Stripper to Lost Member
of the Village People. And yes, we're saying that she looks like a
man.
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Christina Aguilera, 2002
This would have been perfect, if she was auditioning for the Ice
Queen in a porn version of Narnia.