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Michael Cera
If the Volkswagen Jetta was a human being, it would be Michael Cera: smart, cute, reliable and yet a little too impressed with itself. Sometimes, you just want a Camaro — a Camaro that drunk-dials Ellen Page and hates the Moldy Peaches.

Funny or Die
We adored Pearl and The Landlord, but lately, Will Ferrell's Website feels like a video version of The Huffington Post: entitled Hollywood players with way too much time on their hands. Ron Howard reprising Richie? Looked like MADtv.

Auto-Tune
We wish we could say this through these synthy voice stretchers: enough already. T-Pain's contribution to pop is significant, but it's stunning it has lasted so long. Please give up — no one will top "Show Me the Way." Besides, Frampton used a TalkBox.

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