ONLINE EXCLUSIVE:
THE SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL

High-class hookers are having the best year ever! Showtime's new Monday night steam bath Secret Diary of a Call Girl is like Bridget Jones Dupre and the City, a witty British import about a legal secretary who moonlights as an upscale escort and struggles to keep her two lives (and wardrobes) separate. The sharply penned dramedy starring Billie Piper is based on the writings of an anonymous Englishwoman who published her journals in 2005. "I love sex and I love money ... plus, I'm fundamentally lazy," Piper's character explains. What's not to like?

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ONLINE EXCLUSIVE:
EXILED

If you love to loathe the bratty teens of My Super Sweet 16, sit down: In a Simple Life-esque twist, MTV is shipping those new-BMW-receiving, private-jet-flying divas out of the country! Eight Sweet 16 stars will be deployed to far-flung locations like the Arctic Circle and the Amazon and asked to live like the locals do — with cameras tracking their every move, of course. Will it be offensive? Most certainly. Will we watch it religiously? Of course.

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