1. Sex and the City: Global Female Takeover Begins
Click-clacking into theaters May 30th

Manly men of the universe: Make your plans for month's end! Otherwise, you're sure to be dragged off to the cineplex, drunk on Cosmos, to see the Sex and the City movie, perhaps the least desirable male entertainment since the XFL. (A brief RS staff poll — Austin: "No." Sean: "No way." Andy: "Seeing Indiana Jones 4 again." Brian: "Maybe." But we heard it's nearly three hours long, Brian. "What?! Do they go to Mordor?") We called the ESPN Zone in Chicago. "We'll have the doors open for men seeking shelter," says marketing manager Brian Hanover. "Call us male day care."

Photo: New Line Cinema