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Public Service Announcement: McCain as Short as Dukakis

7/7/08, 4:06 pm EST

The New York Times referred in passing to John McCain’s diminutive stature over the weekend. I just checked and he’s 5′ 6″ — same as everybody’s favorite presidential short-joke Mike Dukakis.

Nothing more to add. Just color me surprised.


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viewer | 7/7/2008, 5:49 pm EST

As a 6′2″ female, I’d like to take this opportunity to smugly post my height in this thread.

blood for oil of olay | 7/7/2008, 5:57 pm EST

Wow, if you had an 8″ penis I would consider penciling your name in come November.

DirtyDennis | 7/7/2008, 5:59 pm EST

As a 6′3″, slightly stooped male, I’d like to ask, who do you think they squeezed into those fighters over Nam, Jets linemen? (PS, the Jets DID win the Super Bowl in ‘69. Jets, Mets, Nam, walk on the moon, some year.

DirtyDennis | 7/7/2008, 6:03 pm EST

Ole,

Envy is overpowering; resist. Do you make that promise to everyone?

JP | 7/7/2008, 6:46 pm EST

There is an interesting stat that reveals that the tallest presidential candidates usually wins. If height is a factor in being presidential, it could explain why the media didn’t take Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich campaigns seriously.

King Friedrich von Goldschlager | 7/7/2008, 8:44 pm EST

After a certain age, the human body literally shrinks in stature, as bones, muscle, and cartilege give way to the inexorable process of aging.

davie | 7/7/2008, 9:49 pm EST

well, this is just ONE MORE WAY that McCain comes up short…

LOL!!

BurnDaddy | 7/8/2008, 10:44 am EST

“the Jets DID win the Super Bowl in ‘69. Jets, Mets, Nam, walk on the moon, some year.”

Don’t forget Woodstock,DD.
(unless you were trying to)

DirtyDennis | 7/8/2008, 5:26 pm EST

BD,

I was in faraway Korea in ‘69 so events got filtered through to us via Stars And Stripes. We got lots of coverage of sporting events and moon walks,but little of what was happening socially.

Nonetheless, we did find time to ridicule Tricky Nick in his ‘efforts’ to extract this country from Nam; like, by bombing North Viet Nam. He, like LBJ, thought we merely had to muscle up on the little chaps and they’d fold.

Sortta like Georgie Porgie and his ill-fated efforts to ‘fight’ terrorism. How many died in Afghanistan yesterday?

What’s that? They weren’t Americans? Oh, I guess it’s not terrorism if it happens to ‘others.’

deepz | 7/16/2008, 1:23 pm EST

Physical stature should have nothing to do with who gets your vote.

OTOH … how big the penis ….

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