Isn’t life great?
Prosperity will return to our great nation.
We will allow Iraq to govern themselves.
Our Image around the world will be restored.
We will no longer be the only prosperous nation without national healthcare.

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

VOTE HILLARY VOTE TO WIN THINK!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

VOTE HILLARY VOTE TO WIN THINK!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

VOTE HILLARY VOTE TO WIN THINK!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA CONTINUES TO BE A THREAT TO NATIONAL MATURITY!

HILLARY WILL WIN THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE DELIGATES WILL VOTE IN HER FAVOR!

IF YOU HELP OBAMA WIN YOU WILL HELP THE NEO CONS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE AND TIP THE U.S. SUPREAM COURT TO THE NEO CONS FOR AROUND 20 YEARS!

Might be them who are doing the drugs, are them who think Obama has a snowballs chance in hell of winning the white house..
Come on folks,,
What you been smoking??

What’s with the drug-addled ravings instead of real comments? Leave the Gonzo to the pros.

Jed Clampett

You actually tried to read them?

DWM is some psychotic off his meds that speaks in circles and innanities. His brain so far consumed by the darkside that he no longer makes sense.
the other is himself making conversation with himself since most people tend to ignore him.

Would someone tell me what the hell these guys are talking about?

I happen to know that that’s not what happened,,
What happened was,, Senator Obama wanted some Soy Sauce for his green bean casserole.
The Cook, Mister Roger McDouglas, asked the waiter who requested the Soy Sauce for Senator Obama, ” Who the hell would put Soy Sauce on his Casserole? “, and to that the waiter replied,, “Why it was Senator Obama”.
At that Mr. McDouglas said ” Like hell he is,, ain’t nobody going to put no damn Soy Sauce on any Green Bean Casserole that I’ve made”, and stormed out of the kitchen to confront Senator Obama.
Right before the Secret Service stopped Mr. McDouglas, Senator Kennedy spilled a bottle of Johnny Walkers Black on the floor in front of both Secret Service agents, that made them slip and fall, thus letting Mr. McDouglas get to the table where Senator Obama was setting.

“WHO WOULD DARE PUT SOY SAUCE ON MY GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE?” Demanded Mr. McDouglas..

Well, I’ve got to get back to what I was doing,, but I’ll finnish this when I’m d

Big Whiskey:

With all due respect sir. I was there, I know what happened.

I think that Senator Obama might just be misunderstood..
Before Senator Obama was interviewed, he had attended a $1500.00 a plate steak dinner.
John Kerry and his lovely wife was there,, Teresa Heinz Kerry, and they were talking about how well the food had been prepared, but for some reason, Senator Obama wanted what he called “What’s this cheer” sauce,
Well, they didn’t have any wistichier sauce on hand, but they did have Heinz 57 Stake sauce.
Teresa Heinz Kerry was astonished when Senator Obama said “I’d rather eat dirt as to put any of that filthy Heinz 57 sauce on my stake,, now give me some damn (What’s this cheer) sauce!!”
John Kerry stood up and asked Senator Obama to apologize to his wife, and that’s when Senator Kennedy stood up and told the Junior Senator from Mass-O-tuchez “to shut his damn mouth” & ” that Barack could have any damn thing he wanted on his stake because he was running for president and not Senator John Kerry”.
At that point someone from the press asked Senator Obama the question about campaigning and he made the mis-statement in regards to 57 States..
Not Heinz 57 Stake Sauce..

Senator Obama has questioned John McCain’s “BEARINGS”,,
With 57 States and counting, I’m questioning the “PACKING” between Barack Hussein Obama’s ears!!
And what a set of ears Senator Obama has..
With 57 states, or rather without the Michigan and Florida,, 55 States, the Democrat Primaries cannot be expected to end before August 35th at the very soonest.
When asked about the flub, Senator Obama’s new Spiritual Advisor, Senator Ted Kennedy said.
“We’re both about 1/16th American Indian. And since we’ve both had at least 16 drinks, by my calculations we’re about to go on the warpath.”
John Edwards was asked about the situation and his reply was ” I think the votes of all 438 states should be counted,, If I were in Senator Obama’s place, I’d have a few more drinks on uncle Teddy! ”
When Hillary Clinton was told about what Senator Obama had said, Senator Clinton wanted to know how many super delegates the 7 extra states had and if they had seated them yet??