6 weeks of hype & all we get is this damn t-shirt?

What about the queer vote? How about the sun-worship vote? The professional sanitation workers’ vote? The save the whales vote? The transgenger monkey-fukker vote? What about Bobby Vinton (native of Cannonsburg, PA, how did he vote? What about handicapped fishermen? How about blind women? What about people who have turned blue from drinking colloidal silver?

What about the left-handed late reliever vote? Or, the backup QB vote? Or, what about the blind-faith, gun-toting, gay-bashing, god-fearing (allegedly), black-hating, liberal villifying old white, fascist vote? Think they’re voting for Obama?

actually, based on my experience at the polls all day yesterday in suburban Philly, Clinton won the rascists and Obama won the rest.