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Do Not Taunt Super-Happy-Fun-Ball…

4/11/08, 6:28 pm EST

Or Matt Taibbi.

A lesson the flabby-minded Erica Jong will not soon forget.

The exchange begins with Jung (er, Jong; sorry, Freudian slip…) calling Matt a wannabe motherfucker here, prompting Matt to respond here with material that suggests a future career as an insult comic, pings back to Erica here, and finally pongs back to Matt with this:

To sum up: Erica Jong writes a half-baked essay (on the basis of so perfunctory a read of one single line of one single article that she couldn’t remember my name; she confused me with my father), violates my mother in print, and calls me a motherfucker. Then, when I write back to defend myself (and, by extension, my mother), she first cloaks herself in the suffering of both the Jewish people and African-Americans, then congratulates herself on having achieved the intellectual level of one of the great geniuses of the 20th century, and then finally compares me, in the space of a couple of sentences, to both the Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan — two great historical enemies of exalted thinkers like herself, thinkers who even as we speak would be tirelessly working to prevent the breakup of the Antarctic ice cap and genreally save humanity from itself wherever possible, were it not for the childish insults of such anti-intellectual monsters as me gumming up the works.

Did I miss anything? Because I think she hit pretty much every single liberal cliche in existence. I wouldn’t previously have thought it possible to connect a wisecrack about Hillary Clinton’s arms to global warming, but I suppose anything is possible, if you really put your mind to it…

Happy Friday, everyone.


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Mr. Genius | 4/11/2008, 10:18 pm EST

Writing about physical deformities is not a “low level of discourse.” It is the most important weapon people have in the face of tyranny.

“Ideas” are only a high level of discourse among those with the capacity and leisure to think, which includes-in a generous estimate-only about 10% of the population. The rest of us mire and decay in pointless, worthless and useless jobs which sap our passion and perspective from any retail “ideas” someone like Mrs Jong could dream up.

The ability to make fun of appearance equalizes the poorest and the richest, the unluckiest and the most fortunate, by providing a universal standard that is evolution-tested and therefore income-immune. Making fun of appearance is the original democratic value.

That Mrs Jong wouldn’t realize this isn’t a surprise. It must take a lot of money for someone to complain about those making fun of other’s appearance. To the rest of the human race that is simply life. I wonder how many times Mrs. Jong has thought-or acted upon-the possibility of plastic surgery? If ideas are so important, why are rich, sophisticated and idea-driven women and men spending so much on perfecting their appearance?

It would seem jokes about one’s appearance are not low at all, only universal, which is what Mrs. Jong seems to really hate.

DirtyDennis | 4/12/2008, 11:00 am EST

Does anyone outside RS REALLY care about this. On the Richter Scale of National Affairs, this is about .00003.

The Enemy Below | 4/12/2008, 7:26 pm EST

Yawners!!Basically,if a Liberal Democrat-ie:Ted Kennedy,Bill Clinton-gets caught with their hand in the Cookie Jar,they go tell their Constituents:”It’s Not My fault!!I’m A Victim of A Vast Right wing Conspiracy!!”and they vote their sorry ass back in!!

If a Consevative Republican gets caught doing the same thing-ie:Tom deLay,Larry craig-they say”I’m Just A Victim of The Liberal Media Tryinmg To destroy family Values!!”and they do the same thing!!
Term Limits Now!!

viewer | 4/12/2008, 7:40 pm EST

will you two just have sex already and get it overwith?

Chris | 4/13/2008, 12:17 pm EST

“genreally”… why do you professionals leave so many type-os on your sites? that one is even underlined in red as I type up this comment

Anon | 4/14/2008, 5:27 pm EST

Erica went old school with her references, so I’m going old school with my verdict: Pwnage.

Anon | 4/14/2008, 5:29 pm EST

Ms. Jong went old school with her references, so I’m going old school with my verdict: She got pwned.

David | 4/14/2008, 10:24 pm EST

man that was some intense bs!
Matt completly KILLED her. way to go.

Tyler Bass | 4/15/2008, 9:05 pm EST

reductio ad hitlerum

meg | 4/16/2008, 1:14 am EST

MATT TAIBBI YOU ARE MY GOD

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