John McCain is so old Reagan wouldn’t have voted for him.

John McCain is so old he co-wrote the ten commandments.

John McCain is so old his social security number is 1.

John McCain is so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

John McCain is so old he farts out mummy dust.

John McCain is so old he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

John McCain is so old his birth certificate is expired.

John McCain is TOO old. Nuff said.

McCain is so old that his opposition to liberalism is based off of the classical interpretation. Which is why he’s so damned confusing.

(DD)

PM,

And what was he DOING in prison? Seems he was flying over Hanoi dropping bombs on the folks living there and they resented it. If they HADN’T shot him down, he’d have returned to his comfy Aircraft Carrier for dinners, some drinks with the boys and some card games, before hitting the sack.

And why was he dropping bombs on those folks? We didn’t declare war on them and they certainly didn’t declare war on us. It’s pretty clear that McCain didn’t think there was anything wrong in bombing folks in another country’s city. And he thinks it’s okay that we do it in Baghdad as well. I wonder what other cities he’d think it was okay to bomb if he were Prez?

(Jed Clampett)

He’s so old he’s forgotten the horror’s that war visits upon those forced to participate.

McCain is so old, he remembers when Rolling Stone was relevant.

…is so old he actually asked Jesus, “Who would YOU bomb?”

he’s going to die, like, any second.

that when he went to summer camp, there were two epidemics: chicken pox. and the plague. The bubonic plague.

…he invented lobbying and then lying about it.

…he invented lobbying and then lying about it.

…he invented lobbying and then lying about it.

John McCain is so old he creaks when he walks.

John McCain is so old he was one year senior to Abe Lincoln.

John W. McCain is so old he has a layer of iridium just under his skin.

IS so old he carried the life jackets aboard the Ark !!

IS so old he carried the life jackets aboard the Ark !!

is so old he sang while Nero fiddled.

… he visited the Grand Canyon when it was still only a ditch

John McCain is so old that every time he sees something hot and sexy, his pacemaker opens the garage door.

John McCain is so old that we both have class of ‘08 T-shirts

John McCain is so old, he use to gang bang with the Flintstones.

so old he sat behind George Washington back in the 5th grade…

… that us paying this much attention to it makes us disgustingly ageist.

this sucks

that he was there, when they ratified the Second Amendment, and he knew, what it means exactly. Sadly, since than, he forgot it.

John McCain is so old when God said `Let there e light`, John flipped the switch.

John McCain is sold when he was asked “Briefs or Boxers?” he said “Depends”

… he voted for the war against Lucifer.

… he voted for the war against Lucifer.

… he planted the Sequioas.

he isn’t to old…or so old, however he was wrong about Vietnam and he is wrong about Iraq!

john mccain is so old he used to own obama’s grand father.

John McCain is so old he remembers when Obama’s name was Barry.

Mccain is so old , Pharaoh asked him to let HIS people go.

John McCain is so old that Abraham Lincoln’s high school was named after him (credit for this joke goes to Jeffrey Ross)

John McCain is so old that he went to high school with Socrates.

John McCain is so old, his only exit strategy is a coffin

That joke was original. If you tell it, credit me. Or, I’ll sue you.

McCain is so old that he could have written the whole Bible.

John is so old nobody when pulled his finger it fell off.

John is so old nobody when pulled his finger it fell off.

John is so old nobody when pulled his finger it fell off.

John is so old nobody when pulled his finger it fell off.

John McCain is so old, when he reads the Bible, he reminisces.

John McCain is so old, Adam slapped him for screwing Eve.

John McCain is so old, he was a bystander at the Boston Massacre.

John McCain is so old, he has an autographed bible.

John McCain is so old, he knew Cap’n Crunch when he was still a private.