Tim,

It’s not THAT slow a news day. Bush is demonstrating his Buffoonery in the West Bank, U.S. soldiers are dying in Iraq and bombs are going off in Pakistan. Not to mention the Supreme Court is about to validate voter ID (now where is THAT in the constitution?) and the Oscars could be cancelled.

And you report that the culinary workers of NV are supporting Obama? Stop the presses. Those idiots in NV, my mother’s family is from there so I can say that, are going to be swayed in their choice by the recommendation of a … waitress? Busboy?

Perspective, Tim. Perspective.

and in other news, the international harvesters of poultry and paisley textiles have endorsed obama. this will surely tip the scales in his direction.