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Dear Iowa,

12/17/07, 8:56 pm EST

If you’re tired of Mitt Romney and all of his gosh-darn ads, and you really just want to focus on the baby Jesus (who, incidentally, is most certainly not the brother of Satan), then God bless you and Merry Christmas. And vote for me. And Jesus.

Yours in Christ (son of God, not brother of Lucifer),

Mike Huckabee:


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bk | 12/18/2007, 12:50 am EST

wow. i guess he didn’t get the memo about non-christian voters

Coach | 12/18/2007, 12:09 pm EST

Why don’t you ever hear or see of a republican candidate catering to the scientists? Candidates pander to automakers, nra, religion, environment, etc, etc. But, never scientists. No, I’m not a scientists, but I’m sick and tired of this pandering to a tax-exempt, ‘non-profit’ industry.
Bottom line is this: Religion is a personal, private thing in this country. But, when power is given to that industry by exempting them from taxes, and allowing them to lobby, religion then influences law. How can it be a personal, private thing and, at the same time, influence law? I thought we had a separation of church/state? When are we going to right the ship and start toward that separation again? Remember, people, states have power, but the feds supercede it. Re: Legal marijuana. If religion can influence federal legislation, it affects every state.

Pull the tax exemption from religion. Get a stranglehold on the fundamentalists. One more thing to remember: If we keep giving power to religion, how long before christianity becomes similar in hatred to Islam?

Jed Clampett | 12/18/2007, 3:22 pm EST

applicable knowledge of that sort is anathema and totally beyond comprehension to them. They are more interested in making business progress beyond even the scope of regulation, (Genetically Modified Organisms) therefore they don’t even heap praise on men of science such as Nikola Tesla that gave us so much and was so far ahead of his time.

If we lived in an inteligent, science based society we would have listened to Viktor Schauberger sometime before now and started saving the planet instead of piddling about who or what caused the damage to the system.

Jed Clampett | 12/18/2007, 3:22 pm EST

applicable knowledge of that sort is anathema and totally beyond comprehension to them. They are more interested in making business progress beyond even the scope of regulation, (Genetically Modified Organisms) therefore they don’t even heap praise on men of science such as Nikola Tesla that gave us so much and was so far ahead of his time.

If we lived in an inteligent, science based society we would have listened to Viktor Schauberger sometime before now and started saving the planet instead of piddling about who or what caused the damage to the system.

pagan son | 12/18/2007, 3:57 pm EST

A great spoof of this would be the same add but with one included scene where Mikes son is shown torturing and killing a dog while the music was still going. They could have even played it off as a pagan ritual or something. SNL, are you listening? This would be comic gold.

Viktor Schauberger | 12/18/2007, 5:29 pm EST

If we scientists ran things, Jed/Coach/pagan, we would most certainly begin with a purge of your pathetic genomes.

science! | 12/18/2007, 5:54 pm EST

Would you do it with a crowbar Vic?

Viktor Schauberger | 12/18/2007, 7:59 pm EST

I would do it with a frenchtickler.

ray | 12/18/2007, 10:00 pm EST

O Huckabee, O Huckabee, go beat Rudy, Mc Cain and Romney.

Jeugenen | 12/18/2007, 10:47 pm EST

HUCKABEE’S QUESTION OF THE MORMONS

“ARE JESUS AND SATAN BROTHERS?” IS A SYSTEMATIC ATTEMPT TO INCITE RELIGIOUS STRIFE, IN VIOLATION OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SACRED AMERICAN CONSTITUTION.

CAN ANY CANDIDATE WHO IS SO DISLOYAL TO OWN CONSTITUTION BE TRUSTED TO BE LOYAL TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?

CAN ANY CANDIDATE WHO IS SO LACKING IN SENSIBILITY AND COMMON DECENCY BE TRUSTED WITH LEADERSHIP OF HIS PEOPLE?

DOES HUCKABEE SOMETIMES CUT DEALS WITH HIS SATAN; AND WHAT DOES HIS CHRISTIAN GOD HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR?

wheresarah | 12/20/2007, 5:26 pm EST

bk, sadly, NOBODY got the memo about non-Xtian voters. Our votes are not important to these fascists.

ray | 12/23/2007, 10:35 pm EST

jugenen, Huck was right, the Mormons do believe that Jesus, Satan and all people are brothers and sisters. Take off your Morman underwear and get the facts on Mormonisim.

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