I guess the last time that anything that Pat Boone said,, that really mattered,,, was,,,well,, way back before I was a teenager..

Tim.. come on,,,
Let’s not give life to this guy,, he’s dead and buried..
He couldn’t keep up with Little Richard back then,,
Let’s talk about something that matters..
The Rock and ROll Hall of Fame is having Jerry Lee Lewis week this week..
This is the first time that’s happened to a Living God of Rock-N-Roll,,, Hay,, the KILLER wont be with us forever!!

Hay,, just to remind someone at Rolling Stone..
They might want to put something about Jerry Lee Lewis in this weeks news..
You know, THE KILLER is a founding father of ROCK-N-ROLL!!

And All this time,,
I thought Ol Pat Boone was a democrat…
Who would have thunk??

I remember when Ben Franklin discovered the color blue..
Fellow just about got shot for it..
Old Ben,, being a show off that he was.. just started dressing in that new color,, back then they didn’t call it blue, they called it “swiffleneem”, but people who had a problem with studdering couldn’t pronounce it,, so they changed the name to blue..
Well anyhow,, Old Ben Franklin, after inventing the color blue,, started wearing it about town,, and being a new color that it was,, no one else had it.. so Sam Adams got all upset about it,, ” Sam Adams was known to hoe another type of row” in you know what I mean,
Thus Sam had it in for Ben,,
Well, we could go on like this for hours,, so I’ll make this short,,

Ben took his new color,, blue, and added a little red to it,, came up with a whole new color called purple, and gave it to Sam Adams so he could wear that color to a party the following friday,
Thus making Sam Adams ” plumb ” happy..
Anyways,, I did get the chance to ask Al Gore about impeachment,, and he told me, and I quote, ( I shore do love me some of em peaches ), and I decided to leave it at that..

The things that anger us the most are those that remind us, unconsciously, of our own demons. Jung called these our “shadows”. understanding this helps understand how the most vocal bigots end up getting caught in a similar behavior.

pat boone’s in denial.