edwards. gosh, i remember that guy! axelrod worked for him on the last outing, right? now axe-man is doing obama and citizen edwards has brought on hoe trippi, of dean fame. oh my, who’s listening…and why?

Back when I was a Delta Wild Boy,, my grandfather sat me down and told me something that I’ve never forgotten,,

He said,,,
” Delta Wild Male Child, there is something you’ve got to remember about live,, 1. Never tell anyone how big your dick is,, just whip it out and show them..
2. Never throw a rock at someone who can shoot better than you.
3. Remember who you are..
4. Keep your back straight and remember your an American!!
5. Even John Wayne started out as a Marion..

Wild Man,

I think Delta Wild Dad forgot to mention NOT eating yellow snow. That might explain a lot.

Delta Man-

I wish it were that simple. If only we could all just whip our dicks. If RS were to perfect a technology that could enable this kind of interactivity….

DD-
Is there something wrong with eating yellow snow?

whip out

Ole,

It’s okay for city folks. It causes a rash on the neck of country folks.