- “Not Gay” senator Craig now may be also “not resigning”
- German terror bomb plot foiled.
- Live nukes — set to be decomissioned — mistakenly loaded on a bomber and flown over U.S. heartland last week.
- Nuns — yes nuns — vote to impeach our divinely inspired leader.
- The massive hiring of Hillary Inc. makes her campaign now bigger than 96 percent of U.S. businesses.
All The News Fits: Nukes Take Flight, Plot Foiled, And More…
9/5/07, 12:30 pm EST
Comments
active | 9/5/2007, 4:02 pm EST
Unless given ‘go’ codes, I was under the impression that these things couldn’t do anything besides take up space. Now, I’d rather not have these things in my house, but it seems like the worst they could do is fall out and smash a house or if we were lucky, an empty church.
Jed Clampett | 9/5/2007, 5:17 pm EST
you don’t really think it will be ‘foreign’ “terrorists” that nuke us, do you? If we get nuked, George and company will nuke whatever city is attacked himself to ‘make sure and get all those terrorist types’. Chances are it will be San Francisco, thereby satisfying one of Dick Cheney’s Pet Peeves.
you scratch my back... | 9/5/2007, 6:45 pm EST
Or, even better, how about if some deal was arranged to all some other country to nuke us? If the us did it, then the backlash would result in a complete civil war (citizens vs army). Now if they got a nuke to come at us from say, Iran, well… that would be a perfect false flag eh? Or better yet, maybe have it come down from high earth orbit so that everyone thinks aliens did it! That would sure unite us back under our president!
/sarcasm
Seriousl y, all these wild predictions aught to be recorded so that one day years from now they can be shown to their creators to make them see how ridiculous such speculation was.
Word | 9/5/2007, 7:51 pm EST
Hey Tim,
Get on the ball. Fred Thompson’s about to officially announce he’s running.
Word | 9/5/2007, 7:51 pm EST
Yawn.
DirtyDennis | 9/6/2007, 1:58 pm EST
Touche
Sixinonehand | 9/6/2007, 4:34 pm EST
Or trailer trash racist…..

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