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The Glory of Newspeak: It’s Not a ‘Failure’ If…

12/30/06, 12:48 pm EST

“It’s a success that hasn’t occurred yet.”

–Homeland Security Adviser Fran Townsend, redefining the Bush Administration’s “failure” to capture Osama bin Laden


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C U in Hell | 12/30/2006, 12:51 pm EST

God damn reality and its liberal bias.

C U in Hell | 12/30/2006, 1:05 pm EST

How dare the liberal media suggest something isn’t real that didn’t actually happen? Don’t they know we’re at WAR!? Of course we didn’t not get Osama bin Laden on some day that hasn’t occurred. How could we have captured bin Laden now if we did it in the future? Answer me that, professor, with all your SCIENCE!

What a bunch of fucking bullshit.

Jab | 12/30/2006, 5:56 pm EST

Newspeak gives me the chills. Really just makes my libertarian blood go cold. Ehhh eh.

As a rule, I don’t give people named Fran much credence.

Word | 12/30/2006, 9:35 pm EST

That comment is hilarious. I’m surprised the interviewer didn’t just bust out laughing when she said that.

C U in Heaven | 1/1/2007, 2:15 am EST

no god damn you

Jed Clampett | 1/2/2007, 11:30 am EST

just goes to show… these politicians don’t care whether they can delude us or not, as long as they can delude themselves and the media, the rest of us don’t matter. We’ll fall in line in time.

gappytoofcondi | 1/2/2007, 1:17 pm EST

What else would you expect from this administration? Have they no shame?
How many number three guys have they caught? I’ve lost count.

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