"Trophies"

Drake winds up his massive year by giving himself the only award that matters: the gift of reminding himself that he's Drake. Over a Hit-Boy beat that sounds like the Rocky theme dipped in champagne, he informs us that "this shit is not a love song, this a fuck-a-stripper-on-a-mink-rug song." Hey, you can't do that with a Grammy.

From The Archives Issue 1201: January 30, 2014