9. Anal Cunt
Some band names are dumb simply because they're too crass to speak aloud in polite company or even print in many newspapers. Nashville Pussy has this problem, as does former Massachusetts grindcore band Anal Cunt. They sometimes went by A.C. or AxCx to please the man, but Anal Cunt was Anal Cunt and they were proud to be Anal Cunt. Sadly, Anal Cunt frontman Seth Putnam passed away in 2011. Hopefully the survivors will one day find a new frontman so Anal Cunt can be Anal Cunt once again.