It's possible that "Hey" would have won this poll even if two teenage girls hadn't made a goofy video for the song in 2005, but probably not. The clip, one of the first truly viral YouTube videos, has been viewed over 33 million times. Many people who would never have heard Doolittle otherwise became infatuated by the tune. Like many songs on Doolittle, the lyrics to "Hey" are vaguely biblical and repeatedly mention whores. They're also insanely catchy and absolutely brilliant. We have no idea where the "Hey" girls are these days, but they must be in their mid-twenties by now. If the Pixies were smart, they'd hire them to create a video for one of their new songs.