10. 'One More Minute'
Many people think that Weird Al writes nothing but parody songs, but his albums are actually filled with numerous original comedy tunes. This 1985 song, "One More Minute," is in the style of Elvis Presley and doo-wop groups of the Fifties, but it's not modeled after any particular song. Weird Al is often completely G-rated, but there's an actual masturbation reference in this one: "I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love/And I have to use the self-service pumps."