Toby Keith, 'Weed With Willie'
It's probably not a unique story: get a little too high while chilling out on Willie Nelson's tour bus, pass out, skip your plans for the night and wake up wondering what the hell happened. Except in this case, it's Toby Keith, so stoned that he misses Charles Barkley's Las Vegas birthday party. Happens to the best of us, right? A bonus track on 2003's intolerably jingoistic Shock'n Y'all, this duet with longtime collaborator Scotty Emerick finds Keith cursing the aftermath of a night with the braided wonder and his killer stash, pledging to "never smoke weed with Willie again." A promise, as he makes clear at the song's witty end, that's pretty difficult to keep.