The San Antonio Spurs super-star jumped into the hip-hop wading pool with Tony Parker, released in France in 2008. Its single "Balance-Toi," actually had a serviceably bouncy club track, but Parker severely handicapped his hip-hop potential by being French: "Check mon hip-hop/Toujour au top. . . Rap est mon job, Stop! / Jump et jump et jump hop!" Some of the English translations are even better. "What, you want to dance? No, it's not worth it. Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms." Stay couch rockin', Mon Frere.