Mess With the Ox, You Get the Horns
The Paris stop of the Who's '72 European tour saw Moon's hotel room get demolished, as well – though for once he actually wasn't the culprit. While the band were staying at the plush George V hotel, the drummer drunkenly invaded John "The Ox" Entwistle's room just as the bassist was sitting down with his wife to a lovely French repast. Oblivious to his intrusion, Moon ate some of Entwistle's steak, poured a bottle of vintage Bordeaux out onto the carpet and pissed against the wall of Entwistle's room before finally passing out. This was too much even for the typically unflappable Entwistle, who responded by trashing every last piece of furniture in Moon's room, depositing his unconscious bandmate amid the rubble, and storming off. Moon awoke the next morning with no memory of the previous evening; but the carnage around him was so convincingly Moon-esque, he went to his grave believing he'd been the one who destroyed the room.