Villas, Private Jets and Paris Hilton: Rolling in Ibiza With David Guetta

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When Guetta touches down in Ibiza, a van collects him on the tarmac and shuttles him to his waiting Land Rover. After a quick trip home to drop off his bags and grab a short nap, he's back out at Pacha, the tri-level pleasure fort that's home to Fuck Me I'm Famous, where 3,000 fans – Russians, Germans, Spaniards and Swedes, each of whom has paid 70 euros for admission – queue up six deep for €15 vodka-sodas. In the VIP area, endless bottles of Grey Goose are downed at tables costing upward of €6000. The men are rich and tan, the women are all eight feet tall and beautiful. The bathroom line is a Babel of hotness.

Guetta goes on at 3:45 a.m. At 4:30, his wife and business partner, Cathy, delights the crowd by passing out rainbow light sticks and cherry-flavored freeze-pops. At 5:05, three guys in eight-foot-tall robot suits march out to perform a choreo­graphed dance routine with laser guns that also shoot fire. At 6:30, Guetta leads a champagne toast while his new single "Without You," featuring Usher, booms in the background. (He'll play it twice tonight.) Paris Hilton materializes wearing a Fuck Me I'm Famous trucker cap, raving about how Guetta is a genius. Finally, around 8, Guetta doffs his headphones, raises his arms in victory and heads out the door to his waiting Land Rover.

The next afternoon, he's on the patio, his white-stucco villa tucked into the island's foothills. The backyard is dotted with palm trees and carved-stone Buddha heads, and the swimming pool is shaped like a giant crucifix. It's the kind of place that could only belong to a rock star or a Bond villain.

From a sliding glass door, through white curtains fluttering in the breeze, comes Bruno, Guetta's elegant man­servant. The two exchange a few words in French, and Bruno re-emerges a few minutes later with salads. After that, it's honeydew and sliced pears, followed by two of the biggest pieces of calamari known to man. "I eat, like, super-healthy," Guetta says. "I hope that's OK." He doesn't smoke or do drugs, and only rarely drinks, though he does cop to a weakness for jamón ibérico. "It's the best ham in the world."

After lunch, we walk past a tepee and a sculpture of four-foot-tall silver letters that spell music and love to Guetta's studio. Stuck to his desk is a yellow Post-it note with Usher's e-mail address. (AOL.) Taking a seat in his butterscotch-leather chair, he unzips his suitcase and pulls out the MacBook that contains his music. He's starting to work on material for his next album, due in 2012. Right now, he's limiting his production work to friends like Usher and 50 Cent. "I'm only doing favors now," he says.

Before long, it's back to the plane for the next gig. We're about to take off when Capt. Thomas sees Guetta putting on his hoodie. "Are you cold?" he says. "Do you want it warmer?"

"Maybe, like, one degree warmer?" Guetta says. A second lunch is served, seaweed salad and sushi, and by the time the tea service is cleared, we're in Belgium. The city is Liège, an old steelmaking center hit hard by the industrial decline. The show is outdoors, in a huge tent set up in the middle of a field. There are 15,000 kids eating pannekoeken and drinking something called Mega Fuel, girls in impractical outfits, Richter-shattering bass. Guetta takes the stage in a black hooded tunic and spends the next three hours bobbing to the sound of 15,000 Belgians losing their collective shit.

"I love my life," Guetta says after. "I'm happy that my records are selling really good. I'm happy to be the biggest DJ in the world."

A lot of people think the French are arrogant. But really, they're just telling the truth.

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This story is from the November 10, 2011 issue of Rolling Stone.

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