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Holiday Song Remix: New Classics We'd Really Like to Hear

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Sculpture by Liz Lomax

DTF the Halls
to the tune of "Deck the Halls"

It's Britney, bitch!

DTF with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Santa, baby, won't you call me
Fa la la la la, la la la la
On your lap the party's jumping
Fa la la la la, la la la la
In your pants the bass is pumping
Fa la la la la, la la la la

I've been a naughty Brit this year
Fa la la la la, la la la la
So let me spread my Christmas cheer
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tonight's the night for my atonement
Fa la la la la, la la la la
And I can tell just what your bone meant
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Have yourself a Britney Christmas
Fa la la la la, la la la la
This beat is sicker than the remix
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be skeezin'
Fa la la la la, la la la la
And you know what mood Britney's in
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Let me be your femme fatale
Fa la la la la, la la la la
The silver bell of your Christmas ball
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Let's go make angels in the snow
Fa la la la la, la la la la
There's mistletoe on my cameltoe
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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