Hello, Ladies! Hammered Satin Premiere 'Foxy Dude' Video

March 25, 2014 12:20 PM ET

Move over, George Clooney. See ya later, Brad Pitt. And sorry, Most Interesting Man in the World, but there's a guy out there who's a lot more interesting than you.

We're talking about Noah Wallace, of course. Who? Oh, just foxiest, most fabulous rock 'n' roll frontman to fill out a unitard since the Darkness's Justin Hawkins, that's who. The lead singer of Hollywood glam-rock combo Hammered Satin is perfectly cast in the titular role for the band's absolutely hilarious new video, "Foxy Dude," premiering right here on Yahoo Music.

In the words of Hammered Satin's obvious predecessors, Spinal Tap, what's wrong with being sexy?

By the way, if you need a little dating profile on Hammered Satin, they cite their interests as "glitter and flash, Sniggin Piggin satin couture, alter egos, interplanetary space-crafts, optical illusions, Friday nights at the Vine Bar in Hollywood and Lady Starlight's English Disco in New York, Chemin de Fer jeans and mirrored sunglasses, tennis dates, feather boas, thunder and lightning shows, dapper dandyism, astral projections, witty repartee, dancing all night in platform snakeskin boots, the Rainbow Room at Biba, rhinestone palm trees and geckos, Packard-driving '30s gangsters, and inherent star quality."

Swoon. No woman could resist. Watch the video now and you too will succumb to Hammered Satin's charms.

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