500 Greatest Songs of All Time
Ramones, 'I Wanna Be Sedated'
Producer: Tommy Erdelyi, Ed Stasium
Released: Oct. '78, Sire
Did not chart
The greatest God-does-the-road-ever-suck song, "I Wanna Be Sedated" was written by Joey Ramone, who at the time was suffering from severe teakettle burns and was upset about having to fly to London for a gig. Plagued by obsessive-compulsive disorder and various other ailments, Joey always had a rough time touring. "Put me in a wheelchair/And get me to the show/Hurry, hurry, hurry/Before I go loco!" he rants. Johnny's guitar solo - the same note, 65 times in a row - is the ultimate expression of his anti-artifice philosophy; the bubblegum-pop key change that follows it, though, is pure Joey.
Appears on: Road to Ruin (Rhino)