Imagine a precocious kid showing up to his piano lesson high as a satellite and freestyling a tender ballad to "pre-pre-pretty green bud/All in my blunt." Then an angelic choir and some Funkadelic guitar sweeps in, and it's like "duuuuuuuuude."

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