7. Dillard Hartford Dillard, "Two Hits and the Joint Turned Brown"
A bluegrass reggae gospel WTF by John Hartford, the late folkie scholar and prankster. "Tryin to light the roach while I'm weavin' down the street/ It's too small to smoke and too big to eat," he laments. Later revived by spiritual offspring the Yonder Mountain String Band, who also cover his "Granny Wontcha Smoke Some Marijuana."
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