1. Yes, 'Don't Kill The Whale'
Once upon the 1970s, the Save the Whales movement was a massive, unavoidable mainstream cause. British prog-rockers Yes capitalized on it with 1978's Tormato, which includes a languid, disco-inflected rant against those who are "killing our last heaven beast." Their lyrics are uniformly and hilariously overwrought, but the finest couplet has to be, "In the wake of our new age to stand for the frail/Don't kill the whale." In a time when Brit punk was at its ferocious apex, Yes's tinny keys and imploding imagery was decidedly… not punk.
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