The Black Eyed Pea pleads for the planet's divine intervention on the 15th(!) track of his deceptively titled third album, 2007's Songs About Girls. Prophesizing "the Eskimo gets bit by a mosquito" and "rastas in Jamaica will get hit by a quake/that registers something like 8.8," will.i.am's brooding (if occasionally less than fluid) rhymes do have a respectable snap of urgency. The drum part copped from Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" is less effective, as is the equal-opportunity praying to Jesus, Buddha, Mohammad and basically everyone but L. Ron.

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