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Ministry, 'Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs' (1992)
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80. Ministry, 'Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs' (1992)

The New Wave–gone-industrial malcontents of Ministry improbably managed to break into the mainstream by ditching their synthesizers for guitars and crafting a dense, nightmarish sound collage for their fifth LP, Psalm 69. Beneath torrents of rapid-fire riffs, mastermind Al Jourgensen spliced sounds together the way a stock villain crafts a ransom note ­– sampling George H.W. Bush speeches in the dystopian "New World Order," and spoken word by Beat legend William S. Burroughs, who asked to be paid in heroin before his feature on "Just One Fix." But the album's true MVP may have been wasted Butthole Surfers frontman Gibby Haynes. To the dismay of their label, Sire, Jourgensen and the band blew all $750,000 of the album's budget "up [their] noses" before finishing a single song. At the last minute, Jourgensen invited Haynes to lay down vocal tracks for what became Ministry's first hit single, "Jesus Built My Hotrod." The frontman recalled the night in his memoir: "Gibby came in absolutely shitfaced ... babbling some incoherent nonsense. 'Bing, bang, dingy, dong, wah, wah, wah, ling, a bong ...' But I knew there was something there. If only I could extract the magic, it would be like pulling a diamond ring out of a septic tank." The result was a manic drag race into a swampy hellmouth of thrash Americana – and it worked. Psalm 69 went platinum and peaked at Number 27 on the Billboard 200, allowing other industrial acts passage into the charts, including Marilyn Manson, Rammstein and Orgy. S.E.