Best: The "Oh Miley" Factor
Second only to Kanye West's onstage therapy session, Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus for two-and-half hours was the only thing that made us want to keep watching. She changed skimpy and/or bizarre outfits every few minutes, cursed up a storm, freed a nip, joked about weed, teased her achy-breaky family, showed off her pet pig and even brought out her real-life grandma for a cameo. The coup de grâce, though, was her kaleidoscopic, show-stopping performance of "Dooo It!" — which ended with the announcement that you can hear her new album right now if you didn't want the party to end. Flanked by neon-adorned contestants from RuPaul's Drag Race and the Flaming Lips dressed like her deceased pets, it all looked outtakes from a Deee-Lite video meets the Rocky Horror Picasso Show.