The MTV European Music Awards are basically the weird European cousin to the U.S. VMAs: Some of the faces may look familiar, but they do things differently there. This year's event, co-hosted by Ed Sheeran and actress Ruby Rose, and held at the Mediolanum Forum in Milan, Italy, was slick and avoided the ceremony's traditional controversy, but still provided its fair share of lost-in-translation moments. Here's the best and the worst from a night of high-profile no-shows, corny Ed Sheeran gags and all the Bieber you could wish for.