Keith Richards may have mellowed with age, but as anyone who has read his memoir can attest, the iconic Rolling Stones guitarist has raised enough hell to fill several lifetimes. In honor of Crosseyed Heart — his new solo effort and first since 1992, out September 18th — we look back on the wildest and weirdest moments in Richards' 50-plus-year tear through the limelight.

You already know about the time Keith snorted his deceased father's ashes. ("My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit," said Richards of the infamous incident.) But what about when he jumped out of the window of a burning Laurel Canyon house wearing only a "short T-shirt"? Or stayed up for nine straight days during the recording of Some Girls? Those tales and many more await you in our comprehensive Keith-lore roundup.