@MYFABOLOUSLIFE

Why You Should Follow Him: The New York vet's Twitter feed might accidentally sound like the name of a Real Housewives spin-off, but the content's a bit grittier than that. Tells tour stories, talks well-intentioned shit, and makes jokes about running through his DVR backlog.

Characteristic Tweets:
"Workin on a mixtape.. only rappin over samples & soul beats.. Havin trouble pickin a title.. Want the word SOUL 2 b in it tho.. Any ideas?"

"Anybody wanna get they ass beat in Words With Friends, send ur name!"