35. Icona Pop, 'I Love It'
The Euro-slut club jam of the summer never fails to get the drink-spillingest ladies out on the floor. Two Swedish synth-pop girls pout about their mean boyfriend: "You're so damn hard to please/We gotta kill this switch/You're from the Seventies/But I'm a Nineties bitch." Advantage: Nineties bitches.