Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here's our take on episode three:
Sixty Minutes of Rockin' Reality in Two Sentences: Notorious bad-girl Lacey from season one returns for a roller-derby challenge where the ladies have to protect "baby Bret" in a stroller while flying around a rink on skates. Kristy Joe leads her team to victory, but her unpopularity in the house encourages Destiney and Daisy to sabotage the germaphobe's one-on-one bbq date by stragetically using their VIP passes.
Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: Perhaps the show's producers realized how much they overused this ditty during the first season; last night's episode was not, in fact, thorny.
The Most Ridiculous Part: Despite being instructed that burlesque is about the suggestion of nudity, woozy French stripper Angelique goes a little too far during a group date at L.A.'s Forty Deuce and nearly gets the club shut down for going the full monty.
The Rockin' Finish: Roxy gets axed for being polite and not utilizing her VIP pass to ruin Kristy Joe's date, while Angelique is sent packing for being a tad too wild (meaning next week's show will be a tad less Rock of Restylane).