Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here's our take on episode seven:
Sixty Minutes in Three Sentences: While Bret hits the studio for some work on that solo album he likes to constantly remind us he's making, he instructs the six remaining girls to shoot mock album covers. The team of Jes, Samantha and Lacey go for a super-sexy angel/devil motif; Mia, Heather and Brandi M. pick an old dude helping out a woman with a flat tire - which one do you think made Bret literally howl? And while Lacey continues her reign of bitchiness, the rest of the girls (save Heather) all tell Bret they think she's a psycho.
Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: Shockingly, no! Maybe Michaels assumed we'd had our fill between last episode, the one before that, the one before that ... and of course, his cameo on The Rock Life. We did have "Nothin' But a Good Time" as Jes hopped on the back of his motorcycle for their solo date. The Most Ridiculous Part: Heather and Brandi M. decide to do a photo shoot on their own to prove they can take a sexy snapshot. Here's the nutty part: how does Bret not realize that Heather looks like an entirely different person without makeup? She's the Dr. Jekyll and Tawny Kitaen of Rock of Love.
The Rockin' Finish: It seemed like Michaels might put the girls out of their misery and take out demonic Lacey, but on the wise advice of his producers, he leaves her in the house for more ratings fun. Mia, who never really made an impact on, well, anyone, is the latest to be told "I Won't Forget You" (not).