.

Bret Michaels Picks a Taya-Mindy Showdown for "Rock of Love Bus" Finale

POSTED:

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love Bus, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference Showgirls in our recaps. Here's our take on episode 11:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin' Reality in Three Sentences: The final three girls hit Miami with Bret — sporting braids thanks to his Spring Break trip to Cancun, we presume — who reveals, "If there's one thing I love, it's Carnival" and dresses everyone up in skimpy Mardi Gras outfits. This puts Mindy in a funk, which becomes the theme of the episode: girls in crappy moods. During helicopter and swamp-boat-gatoring dates, Michaels pumps the ladies for info about Taya's mental stability, and after an awkward dinner where nobody speaks, he throws the gauntlet.

Hey-Oh!: Thank you, Taya, for re-creating one of the best scenes from Showgirls (Elizabeth Berkley's defiant "I'm a dancer!" scene). "I feature danced! No, I'm not a stripper." And a Taya bonus: insisting she didn't come on the show to promote anything while wearing a Penthouse shirt. This one's a keeper.

The Most Ridiculous Part: "I get to make out with Bret in a gator boat — who else can say that?" boasts Jamie. Uh, the answer is Mindy. And the second response is why are you proud of this?

The Rockin' Send-Off: Bret decides Jamie isn't looking for a serious relationship because she says she doesn't want to get married right away (a bit of a leap on his part) and sends her packing to ensure a dramatic Taya-Mindy showdown for next week's episode — presumably the last-ever Rock of Love since the preview scenes indicate Bret is ready to propose and even we can't take another season of this.

Prev
Staff Blog Main Next
Daily Newsletter

Get the latest RS news in your inbox.

Sign up to receive the Rolling Stone newsletter and special offers from RS and its
marketing partners.

X

We may use your e-mail address to send you the newsletter and offers that may interest you, on behalf of Rolling Stone and its partners. For more information please read our Privacy Policy.

 
www.expandtheroom.com